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“Jennifer Bartlett has a voice most vocalists can only dream of – she can flawlessly transition from screams to singing to spoken word and back and sings with such emotion in her voice that it is impossible to not believe every word she sings. Her voice is haunting and, at times, addicting.”
This review means so much to me. I can’t even begin to explain how elated I feel. Thank you New Noise!!
WENATCHEE, WA—While announcing the group’s search for a new drummer, an ad posted in a music shop Wednesday by local post-hardcore band Machu Picchu appeared to attack both the character and abilities of its last drummer. “Band seeks drummer who can actually keep the beat and show up to practice without fucking complaining about it all the time,”
Thank you to anyone who caught either one of our sets this weekend! Congratulations to our very talented friends in sycamourmi and finefinetitans on your new releases. Both of these bands are two of the hardest working bands in Michigan and deserve every bit of recognition and more. If you haven’t checked them out yet quit being a dweeb and head over to their pages now to hear their new jams! Thank you both for bringing us on to celebrate your hard work!
Check out 1876…you HAVE to see them live because you will absolutely love every minute of it.
Hey thank you so much!! I saw that you boosted me on your blog…I appreciate it! :)
This is where we’ll be this weekend. Let’s party.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
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